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Lesson One:
Never forget - they are always the enemy.
Lesson Two:
Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they don't usually change.
Lesson Three:
You do not want to go to jail.
Lesson Four:
When you start to take this job seriously, you're in trouble.
Lesson Five:
It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad.
Lesson Six:
If you decide to run with the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run with the ball.
Tales for Margaritaville
Jimmy Buffett